unexplained-events:

The world’s oldest condom (dating back to 1640) which is made from pig intestines is on display at a museum in Austria. It was re-usable and came with a manual in Latin which recommend washing the condom in warm milk to stop from catching a disease. 

(via thugmissus)

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Anonymous asked: I'm hungry what should I eat

girlspice:

my v

blackandmilds:

Teaching Yebin a lesson (x)

This baby is so cute what the fuck

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queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

Ok but the answer is no if they’re both straight/bi/etc isn’t it

(via pudugirl)

I’m what keeps you up at night after hours of binge thinking (or purging)
I hope I left a stain on your collar so you can go home and flatter yourself later
You found a star but you don’t know how to keep me and you can’t
You can’t and it kills you
Don’t tell me that you’d be sad if I left, I know I’m just a passing sigh
I know I’ll never touch the sky
But somehow you put me up in the clouds and every time it rains I cry, I can’t help but feel like I should die
It hurts to breathe and that’s scary
I’ll drink whatever you give me as long as you promise it’ll make me feel even worse tomorrow and you can do anything you want
I tell myself that I have standards but when it all comes down to the bare bones we all know I’ll do anything to keep from hurting another person
I’ll hurt myself before I hurt you and that’s the scariest part of being coveted
I never used to like the sting in my stomach and I used to love swimming in my brain
It switched. I don’t smoke dope anymore unless I’m alone and I drink regardless of who’s around me
Booze is like a dream
Everything gets shaky and warm like a woman
(I can still taste the bitter sweat from your neck, stop it, please stop)
I can’t handle myself around people
Kissing is like wishing
The fountain of youth is made of my saliva
Kiss me and you’ll feel 17 years old again, stealing shit from stores and just barely getting by
Kiss me and you’ll want to kill yourself when I’m gone
Kiss me, and I’ll leave
I think the scariest part though is how much I’ll let myself ignore it
Everything is the same colour if you turn off the lights and that’s exactly what I did
I don’t care, I don’t care about anything anymore and as soon as I do everything gets so vibrant again, waking up to the sunlight streaming right into your corneas
Holding the sheets like a lover, balled up and warm and just to the side of you, brushing your skin with a softness that no one can describe
I’m sorry that I get lost really easily, if I could direct you to the next exit I would but I can’t, I don’t know where I am half the time usually I’m
Home or something usually other people are in the lead I usually just let other people take me where they want to
Usually it’s not up to me anyway
Maybe that’s why I’m not very good at saying no, I never say yes either
Maybe saying yes is important too
Maybe I should make
Up my own mind for
Once

(via pissmaid)

uglygirlsclub:

peachpup:

tokyoluv:

boogerbrie:

Look @ this lil bb tokyoluv

=) =) <3 <3 !!

omg whaaat 2 of my fav ppl in 1 pic!!! <3____<3

BABES OMG

uglygirlsclub:

peachpup:

tokyoluv:

boogerbrie:

Look @ this lil bb tokyoluv

=) =) <3 <3 !!

omg whaaat 2 of my fav ppl in 1 pic!!! <3____<3

BABES OMG

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

(via willin0ise)

Hey. Listen to me.
You don’t need to listen to her.
Let’s run away.

(via girlspice)

There are things I’m going through right now that I physically have to stop myself from even thinking about
Literally NOBODY knows how I feel right now because I won’t even tell it to myself
I swear to god if Friday brings what it might I’m going to fucking kill myself